Category Archives: family
Dad dished out advice my entire life. I didn’t always take his advice, it was often hard to swallow. He was old and I was young enough to know better. Now, we are both older. We both got smarter. I’m … Continue reading
My pets aren’t spoiled at all; they are simply very loved. And they really aren’t pets at all; they are ♥ family. Do you have room in your heart?
Middle-aged mom is looking for a local 20-something girl to spoil. The lucky applicant will have access to daily doses of k cups, free internet access, and leftovers in ready-to-go Tupperware containers. Said applicant must be willing to call me (or at least … Continue reading
Rule #1 “Love her mom. Treat her mother with respect, honor, and a big heaping spoonful of public displays of affection. When she grows up, the odds are good she’ll fall in love with and marry someone who treats her … Continue reading
I am an extremist, a perfectionist, and an overachiever. This doesn’t mean I’m perfect, it means I nearly kill myself, (and those around me), aiming for perfect, trying to always do it right, do it now, and do it best. What … Continue reading
Here is where I found my inspiration.
Mommy Rotton says: “You can never lose your shit to the point of yelling and swearing. In fact, swearing is strictly verboten regardless of your tone of voice. Instead you must exercise limitless patience and love and understanding. You get … Continue reading
“If you bungle raising your children, …I don’t think whatever else you do- matters very much” - Jackie Kennedy Related articles The easiest way to mess up your child (psychologytoday.com)