You might be a mom if…

Have you ever been out of un-broken crackers but had plenty of wine in the house?

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“You seem tired and short-tempered this morning which is why I felt more comfortable writing this than having a face-to-face. Can I get you anything? A cup of coffee? While you’re up please bring me a sippy cup of juice and some unbroken crackers. Oh that’s right. We don’t have crackers… I recall you saying that around 1:15. That’s OK. Why keep the house stocked with my favorite foods? I’m sure we have two kinds of wine though. But that’s fine.”

Read the rest of the rant from Honest Toddler; choose sides carefully.

Read more adventures from the Honest Toddler: http://thehonesttoddler.com/about/

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